I heard a really good joke once

[The Giraffe]

America

Anyways, I have a forum now, under popular demand of one person I decided to get a blog. And that was pretty cool, but I was like, "Fuck that, a forum is cooler, 'cause then I get to confuse more people" seriously, none of the... This guy that have been to my website knows how to work it, so I added simple instructions. First, you go to "click here", read about how awesome I am, then you go to "Don't click here" and tell me how awesome I am, like I didn't already know. And then if you're that much of a cocksuck you can create a profile.

So anyways, I'm The Giraffe, and I suppose I'll be your guide, I don't really act much like a giraffe, but then, you've only seen them on TV, so you don't know that they actually live in Australia and write in forums, basically what I'll be doing is noticing something that exists, telling you exists, telling you why you should care, and then telling you that my opinion on it is right. Why? Because making fun of things is fucking funny.

Anyways, for the third time, if you don't know how a forum works, you're an idiot.